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‘Like, excuse me for being a virgin’
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history
Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.
you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face
Just one line and I lost my shit.
someone should draw out the aging process between jack and a giant face… like does his head eat his body, or at the back of the face of boe, are there tiny little limbs or what
The headless monks behead him (they say in the finale of series 6)
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
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